The Pale Lady's deal

Those fools!  Hang me will they!  I'll have my vengeance! You fools, your spells mean nothing too me, you can't harm my mind!  That's the woman we need to kill isn't it?  Hit her hit her hit her! Skeletons!  no, just hit her hit her hit her!

No, you can suck life out of us like that but I can hit you, I can hit you I can...

HELLO KRUIN HELLO SKRILLEX

Who you, and who is Skrillex?  

IF YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED BY NOW YOU NEVER WILL BUT SHE IS EVERYTHING YOU WANT TO BE

Oh, you mean the demon in ma arm?  Don't care, she just helped me a kill a bunch of people, they really needed to be killed.  Fuck, ah died agen didn't I?  Oh well, can come back and get 'nother demon in me.  Sure that'll do something ussful, not sure why Aggy and Killingworth never use the ones they have...

NOT EVERYONE RETURNS TO LIFE IN THAT WAY KRUIN

What, that's fucken stupid, so much betta this way, why we pay for all them gems every time someone else dies then?  Why not just use the idiot with the sky on his ceiling?  So you mean if they bring me back I'm not going to get any new power?  That fucken stupid.  Also, shouldn't there be a line a people here waiting to have some smart ass god claim them?

I THINK YOU'D RATHER NOT GO THERE YOU'VE UPSET TOO MANY GODS NOW BUT I CAN SPARE YOU FROM THE FATE YOU DESERVE 

I don't deserve any stupid fate from gods, they're stupid and their followers are extra stupid.  Aggy going to bring me back and Orcus people and everyone else can keep bein idiots and...

THERE'S NO RETURN FOR YOU TWO I'M AFRAID THEY CANT BRING YOU BACK AFTER WHAT YOU'VE DONE

Now you shut up stupid lady you can't tell me I'm not coming back...

DO YOU FEEL THAT PULL THATS

Yeah, that's them bringin me back

IT KEEPS PULLING, ITS NOT NORMALLY LIKE THAT

Ok, you're right, stupid lady, it's starting to hurt now, what you want?

I CAN ALLOW YOU TO GO BACK BUT YOU MUST DO SOMETHING FOR ME IN RETURN

Ok, this fucken hurts, ok what you want me to do?

WELL...

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