The trick that became not a trick

I knew tricking people was a good idea, I seen how everyone does it so well since I started thinkin bout it.  Mortimer has a really good trick where he pretens to have one a those 'honourable' fights with someone but then uses a spell to come back when dey think they killed him and is all like "Bam!  You thought you killed me but really I win!". Lots of other people have good tricks too.

Other day I did a good trick on some Orcus people.  I made maself look like one o them and then kept telling them what they were doing made Orcus angry while we were fighting.  They got all confused, I think they worried Orcus would get angry at them.  And instead o attacking me they attacked other people, so all worked out really good.  I decided then that I gonna try to trick Orcus people like that more.

I had all these good ideas about how to do it.  I could stop hiding my demon arm, and use my demon powers more (though that went stupid before cause Laniss is an idiot and gave me some cured ring - but should work better next time) and lots of stuff.  Pretending to be a priest a Orcus would be really cool, I would tell all the other Orcus people wrong stuff about Orcus and they'd stop being such idiots all the time and maybe Orcus would stop giving them powers.

Then I realised something.  Mortimer seems to be mayor now that Shades is dead (though I think he's still flying around haunting us, but I don't think ghosts are allowed to be mayors) or at least is half mayor along with Frey or summing.  It took me a while to realise why he got to be mayor but I figure its cause he killed Zehn, who had killed Shades and you get the position of people you kill. Gwetting to be mayor is a kind of promise that you can get through killing someone. Not sure who Shades killed to become mayor in the first place, but they probably deserved it.

But that made me realise.  I don't need to trick people to think I'm a priest o Orcus - I destroyed the high priest Nadger, so I REALLY AM A PRIEST - THE HIGH PRIEST IN FACT! His power went inta me and everything.

So now I'll tell all the Orcus people wrong stuff about Orcus, and they'll have ta listen, cause i'm the motherfucking high priest!