So here I am in the rafters again, the sweet clouds of tobacco smoke surrounding me, three claws of Haku’s finest at my side and a sullen feeling that the damn dwarf is going to come collecting today. Normally I don’t have a problem ignoring my debts, but the paladin beat me fair and square, and he was just so damn nice about it, must have been the new cask of firewater we cracked open last night. But booze tastes different during the day, and it’s only as smooth as your worries will let it be.
I’m eyeballing the patrons, someone here’s gotta have some coin I can beg, borrow or steal, when the door opens and two dames waltz in. I peg them immediately, but I always find it best to observe before making a move. They sit down at a table and I notice something funny, neither of them are speaking but there’s a lot of hand-waving. My guess is deafness, which gets confirmed as soon as Haku comes to the table and only one of them is talking, the other’s silent but a hand gesture gets her a drink too. Haku doesn’t blink but then he’s a professional, never asks questions and makes everyone feel comfortable. When he’s back at the bar he catches my eye, what does the old turkey want? I stub out my cigarette and swoop down, keeping one eye on the ladies.
"Those two are looking to hire a finder, but I don't like their auras. They smell of decay." Always to the point, this bird.
"What's their story?" I'm curious, it's one of my flaws.
"All I know is they paid gold for their drinks instead of silver." Haku states, before turning to the taps.
I take some time to try and get their measure, mulling over what he said, wondering how an overgrown chicken can smell auras. The quiet one looks uneasy, like there's a fire ant somewhere in those robes, her anxiety plays across her face. The talker just looks bored, but her casual demeanour is betrayed by the keen eye that is observing the room, assessing every person and entryway.
I wait for their drinks to arrive before I make my way over and perch on the back of an unused chair, careful to stay out of arm's reach of the pair. I light another cigarette and puff out a stream of smoke before looking the talker in the eye.
"Big Bird tells me you dolls are looking for some help." I state, guardedly. No surprise shows on their faces, but a flash of a smile from the mute one and we have ourselves a dialogue.
"My colleague and I are after something that we lost near the forest, a scroll case. We believe it was broken but not destroyed. "She states in a husky tone. "It is a divine object with a lot of sentimental worth to us, and we are prepared to offer 500 gold for it's retrieval."
I eyeball the silent partner a moment before turning back to the talker. "What did you say your names were?"
"500 gold and no questions asked." She's a tough one to get a read on, but 500 gold is 500 gold and I'm a bird in need.
"No questions huh... Well I'll need to know where you 'lost' it, and how long ago that was."
"A few miles up the road towards the coast, and it was some months ago. The road section has been staked out for searching as we were attempting to find it ourselves. We shall be staying here for the next day or so, the innkeeper will know which room."
"Well that's about all the information I need. Now there's just the matter of my retainer..." I manage to keep the hopeful tone out of my voice, and I've never heard of a face harder to read than mine.
The door to the tavern opens and in walks the dwarf, already hailing Haku for a stout one. My new employers have already stood up and are walking towards the stairs, leaving 20 gold pieces on the table. Hardly my usual rates, but it'll cover expenses.
Before I've even had the chance to open my pouch, the paladin has sat down opposite me and palmed 19 of them.
"Ah good timing, Matey. Ahm sure ah'll be seein' tha rest by nightfall?"
I glare at him briefly before snatching the lonely coin from the table and flying back up to my rafter. I never trust a client normally, but these two definitely ruffled my feathers the wrong way. The light winks off the only gold I own, a lighthouse beacon warning me to stay away.
Still, I'd better close this case quickly or, sure as Dwerfater's hammer, I'll be turned over to the guard by the cheerful bastard.
The sun is hanging low in the sky by the time I find the place and predictably, there's not a sign of whatever went down, just another dirt road on the side of another hill in Mosswood. Seeing telltale signs of a mudslide leading away, I circle round to take a closer look. A short way into the dim forest and I come across a meandering river, its banks soft and damp. It's possible any lost items might have ended up here and it's the best lead I have. Did the sun already set, or is it just getting darker in here? I make my way down the river, keeping my eyes out for anything metallic, listening to the soothing sounds of nature, plus a couple of twig snaps and what might have been a howl. A fetid pool by the side of the river, reeking of decay. I sense movement, a flick of my wings and I’m up in the branches. There’s a few minutes of silence before a panther, patches of fur missing and skin which could only be described as rotting, slinks out from the underbrush and stalks towards the pool of water, into which it promptly vomits a reddish-brown liquid. The rank odor of disease wafts up to my vantage point, I see no threat here and time’s getting on, this bird needs to deliver.
A glint of metal, deep inside a festering tree hollow, attracts my eye and I perch on a nearby tree to get the lay of the land. There’s another twig-snap and a rustle in the bushes nearby, another sick panther? I give it a few more minutes before I descend to the mud-covered metal that’s caught my attention. I peer into the hollow and it looks pretty solidly wedged in the mud, a creeper wrapped around it too, just makes my life harder. Pulling out some rope from my pouch, I snip the vine with my beak, did I just hear another howl? Working quickly now I tie the rope to the vine, and pull it up over the nearest branch. Using myself as the pulley counterweight, I pull the rope down with all my strength and heave the object out of its dirt prison. A quick inspection tells me it’s my payday, the scroll case is shattered, but recognisable, and covered in writing that I’m unfamiliar with.
While I’m peering at the engraved scribbles I hear yet another rustle, but it’s been a false alarm every time, so I don’t even look up until the net is descending upon me. The loud one from the tavern is here and she’s got a wicked grin on her twisted face. I make a move for my pouch but she snatches up the net with me in it and tosses the whole affair into the river. I struggle, but the net is dragging me down into the putrid water, light fading away. With my last breath I use my Mage Hand to tear the net away and push myself to the surface. I’m still near the tree hollow, but there’s no sign of the double-crossing dame or the scroll case. Haku’ll never let me live this down, but first I need to get back there.
The foul water is dripping from my colourful plumage, I must be quite a sight, not that anyone’s around to appreciate it. Another howl, close this time, and the nearby vines start thrashing. I try to take to the air but one’s already got my claw, then another and I’m being held down like a chicken waiting for the axe. What looks like a deformed tree trunk comes out of the shadows and with it’s one sickly-thin branch points to where I found the case. The howl is mournful, laced with anger, and what must pass for its eyes are boring into me, looking for answers.
“The human female took it! She’s gone back to town!” This doesn’t seem like the time to be holding my cards close to my chest.
“Hooollllyyyyy”. The thing’s voice squelches like a dozen wet rats being pressed by a millstone. “Mmmyyyy Hooollyyyyy”.
“You worship that thing? They mentioned it was divine. Maybe you can contact them and work something out! Want me to carry a message for you?” Anything to get me out of here, this thing stinks and the constricting vines are making me worry about my wings.
“Meeesssaaaaage”, shouts the tree-monster, and from the corner of my eye I see the sickly panther creep forward out of the cover.
But that’s all I see, as the vines whip up a frenzy again and I’m propelled into the very hollow that I had so recently excavated. A crash, darkness falls, as something sturdy drops in front of the exit. The vines withdraw and I flex my wings, grateful for the pain that tells me I can still fly, if only I can find a way out of this mess.
Outside, I hear the muffled scream again, “Meeesssaaaage!” but this time It’s joined by the howls and roars of several other creatures.
Gods I hope they don’t destroy my tavern.